Swimming In A Shark's Tank Without Clothes?!
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While one man in China went for a simple dip into the ocean without any intention to hurt water life, he ended up getting his manhood latched onto by a stingray. Poor guy.
Meanwhile, there's this random guy in Canada who swam in a shark tank, while naked, and got away scotch free.
Figures.
A video is going viral of 37-year-old David Weaver from Nelson, British Columbia.
Weaver decided it would be fun to get buck naked and jump into a shark tank, twice, at Ripley’s Aquarium in Toronto.
Of course, security asked Weaver to get out of the water when he got in the first time. They were then annoyed when he did it a second time.
After that second time, he left the building.
It wasn’t until later that the authorities realized that Weaver also committed another crime earlier that day.
Just two hours before his dip with the sharks, Weaver went to a Medieval Times and allegedly assaulted a customer there.
Apparently, Weaver was being unruly (hard to imagine) and was escorted out. He then came back and kicked two glass doors, shattering them.
He was then escorted back outside and there he assaulted a 34-year-old man. The victim’s injuries were so bad that he was taken to the hospital, though paramedics say they were only minor.
The police are now on the lookout for the man. He is wanted for assault causing bodily harm, mischief, and committing an “indecent act.”
Police believe that he is driving around in a green Dodge Caravan with a B.C. licence plate.