5 Tips for Giving Straight Guys Bro Jobs + Where to Find Them!


Straight guys getting bro-jobs primer

Kevin in Miami

I’m going to level with you. I love giving straight guys head. There’s just something about going down on a guy you know is married to a woman or has a girlfriend. Just writing this now seriously gives me wood.

I don’t know why this is but it just is. Maybe it because I dig hearing a straight guy moan while his manhood throbs! I can only speak for myself but it’s just super-hot to feel multiple splats of a straight dude’s man juice shoot up against the back of my throat.  To me, it’s the ultimate!

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I know you probably think I’m some self-loathing homo or a freak but seriously, I’m just telling you what turns me on.

You see I’ve been giving bro jobs since I was 20. I’m 35 now.

Back then, when I was in college, I figured out that a lot of straight guys preferred to just whip it out and get drained. No strings attached.

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I can’t tell you how many of them used to pop by my dorm at night, make small talk and let me do my thing. One guy used to fist bump me after I swallowed him, just before he left my room. He was a wide receiver for our school’s team – which just made it hotter.

And the best part is that this same guy had a serious girlfriend. In fact, most of the guys on our football team did.

You see the fun part about giving straight guys bro-jobs is that they never, ever talk about it! It’s not like they’re going to tell their buddies, “Hey, Kevin gives the best head!”

And the research suggests straight guys are doing this kind of thing more than you might think. But I don’t want to digress.

Anyway …

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Straight Guys Love Bro Jobs!

Just last week, I gave a bro job to a straight construction worker who is married with kids. He and his crew have been working on getting the foundation ready for a new high rise two blocks away from my condo.

It’s the second time now I’ve gobbled up his juice. And because he identifies as straight, he told me he doesn’t consider it cheating.

“It’s not like you’re a girl or anything man – so I’m not stepping out on my wife.”

That’s just way hot to me! Some might disagree with him but in all honesty, I could care less. What turns me on is knowing that he’s depositing his essence into my gullet. And long after he’s gone, his straightness is moving around my stomach. Isn’t that hot?

In any event, the reason I decided to write this article is because I know there are a lot of gay men who get really turned on getting straight men to nut out. It’s kind of like a fantasy and a challenge, all wrapped up into one.

But before you start siphoning out a straight guy’s man milk, you need to know there are certain protocols that need to be followed.

I’m going to explain five big ones below. Make sure you read them all.


1. Don’t expect reciprocation

First, don’t expect them to do anything else but let you drain them. Most of straight guys will never go beyond that activity. They aren’t going to reciprocate so if that’s what you are expecting, look elsewhere.

The trick is to not take it personally. Remember, these are men who are used to being with women. You are just a mouth to them – a warm place to deposit their milk.

2. Don’t make love to their penis

When you are hooking up with a gay man, it’s completely OK to lick, kiss and caress your mate’s manhood. But when you are draining out a straight guy, avoid that kind of activity like the plague!

I’m telling you this because the moment you start to do that kind of thing, they get wigged out. I don’t know why but they do. Maybe it’s because they think it’s “gay”. Who knows. Just don’t do it.

3. Most prefer blow and go scenarios

I’ve learned that most straight guys prefer quick “blow and go” situations. In other words, they just want to whip it out, let you do your thing for 5 minutes or so and then release.

Here’s what I do to get them off fast and make sure they come back for more. Take a small amount of silicone lubricant and place it on the tip of your tongue. Conversely, you can put some on the palm of your hand. This helps work them up quicker and nut faster.

4. Make sure you swallow

The last thing a straight guy wants to see is his man juice covering your face or chest. Trust me, they aren’t into that. In fact, they don’t want to see their semen at all.

Instead, what they really want to do is look upwards towards the ceiling and then release. Don’t expect them to make eye contact with you or establish an emotional bond.

Remember, these guys think of themselves as straight. If you aren’t prepared to swallow them, it’s probably not going to work out.

5. Don’t ever go near their butt

My final tip is that it’s never, ever a good idea to try and go near a straight guys butt. As much as you might be tempted to, I’m telling you – don’t.

In my experience, the minute you start doing anything they consider “backdoor” they’ll bolt like lightening. Just giving you this tip because in the past, I made this mistake when I reached for the behind of a married guy’s backside and he freaked out.

Remember, they are letting you service them because they just want to get off.

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Be ready for quick action because that's what they like

Straight Guys and Bro Jobs: Where to Find

If you are similar to me and like getting straight guys to nut, it kind of helps to know where to find them. I’ll give you a few quick suggestions below.

First, a really good app to check out is “Bro”. I’ve found that a lot of straight dudes who are on the DL use this app. I don’t know why they use it but it just seems like many do.

If you use this one, opt for pics and a description that are somewhat bland. The app is designed in a way that won’t let you get slutty.

Plus, if you push your profile too far, it can scare guys off. I currently have mine set to body type: “Athletic” and looking for “Whatever Bro”. They have other selections to choose from some think carefully before choosing.

If you don’t want to use an app, that’s cool. You can also find straight guys at your local gym. Some of the best drains I’ve ever given happened in the sauna. But again, you’ve gotta follow the rules mentioned above.

Yet another way to scope out straight guys on the DL is Craig's List. Just do a search for “men seeking men” in your nearest city. Carefully read the profiles to identify the right situation for your needs. Pay attention to profiles that use words like “discrete”. That's bro code for hooking up on the down low.

The final way you can find straight guys who are open to bro jobs is by checking out your friends. If you are like most gay men, you probably have a mix of buds. And some of your gay besties likely have straight friends.

If this sounds familiar, here’s my tip …

Pay attention to how these guys interact with you. If you get a vibe that they are down with a little fun, see how it goes. I know for me that when I’ve smoked a little 420 with a few, they seem to open up. And when they do, it’s amazing how many of them stop by for seconds and even thirds!

Ok, that’s all the tips I have for you now. If I can think of more, I’ll send in another post. Hopefully, what I’ve shared here will help you out! Oh, before I forget, here's a post on why a lot of straight dudes receive and give bro jobs if you want to learn more.

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