What would it be like if you were lovers with Chris?
So, the other night, I had this really crazy dream. As you can guess from the title of this post, it was about Captain America himself – Chris Evans.
Yep that’s right! In my dream, it was the furry version of the man (meaning his chest wasn’t shaved). And the cool thing was that his behind and legs were also furry!
I only mention because nowadays, some guys are all about man-scaping everything, you know?
But here is the weird part of my dream. When Chris and I were doing our thing behind closed doors, I couldn’t get woody, if you know what I mean.
And let me tell you – if there ever was a time where you didn’t want to lose your confidence, it would be with him!
I’m not sure when it happened in my dream but at some point, Chris could tell that I was feeling anxious. That’s when he looked into my eyes with his baby blues and told me everything would be alright.
Before I knew it, Chris and I were doing our thing. I’m not going to tell you that he was the pitcher and I was the catcher or the other way around. But I can say that (at least in my dream) he was very gentle.
Here’s the thing – and a lot of people don’t know this – Chris is reportedly kind of – large. I’m not just saying that. There’s plenty of photographic evidence to support this.
Have you seen the 2011 movie “What's Your Number” where he played the part of Colin Sheay?
If you haven't, ya need to.
I’m only bringing this up because in my dream (you may call it a fantasy) the guy took his time. He kept asking me: Does it hurt? Am I going to fast?
I can only speak for myself but I’ve had a lot of boyfriends in the past who could care less about that type of thing. Instead, they just want to jam it in and get their jollies.
But not Chris – well – at least not while I was zonked out.
The only crummy thing that happened was I woke up just before … well, you know.
Later in the day, when I was fully awake, it dawned on me that in real life, Chris probably is a gentle man. I mean just look at his Twitter account.
The guy is all about animals and equality. He’s like a lick of sweetness off a sugar stick and a stuffed animal … all at once.
Anyway, I’ve rambled on too long now. Have you ever fantasized about making love to an actor? If so, who was it?